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Friday, February 24, 2012

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

We have a little contest going here...which is worse?

Scenario A:  
Your pregnant and don't like shopping at the maternity store so you rotate outfits about every 4 days...as you have been doing for the last 4-5 months. 
One day this week your husband helps you to your breakfast presentation since you are lugging about 20 carpet tiles...how sweet of him...aren't you a lucky gal?
You finish the presentation.
You kiss him goodbye as he heads of to work. 
Later in the day (after 3 other appointments) you meet up with him and he says this to you, "Uhm, Honey, your pants are kinda see-thru!  I noticed it this morning!!!"

Scenario B:
It's 84 degrees outside.
The air conditioner in your truck starts blowing hot air.

So, which is worse?

D

R

U

M

R

O

L

L

If you chose Scenario A...you're wrong!

If you chose Scenario B...you're wrong!

If you chose hidden Scenario C...WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Scenario C:
Your daddy drops you off at the vet to get fixed.
Whew...what a week it has been!  I thought about apologizing to everyone I have seen/offended with my "kinda see-thru" pants over the past 4 months, but that would probably take years.  I have instead chosen to live in denial and think that the sun was just hitting them a certain way that it never had before...oh, and retire them from the rotation!

Adam will be getting his air fixed, but we are loving the weather.

Mac will be fine, but it just broke my heart to send him to the vet overnight.

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Last night I got home and just about had a breakdown!  I opened the garage to see that our door to the house was wide open.  I had been home for about 10 minutes earlier to unload the car and pack a cooler so I suppose I didn't shut it well enough.  I ran all over the house looking for Zeke...no where to be found!  Talk about panic mode!  I ran outside thinking I was about to pull an all-nighter looking for my pug.  He was laying in the driveway looking at me!!  

Pugs are really into people so when we are in the front yard we have a leash we use to hook him up so he can be outside with us.  The last person to have him outside left it hooked up to the basketball goal.  One of our neighbors...I suppose...found him and hooked him up for us!

I don't know who did it, but I am so super thankful for them! 

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A good friend of mine texted this to me yesterday...just thought it was worth sharing:

Refocus for Lent:
Give up complaining — focus on gratitude.
Give up harsh judgments — think kind thoughts.
Give up worry — trust God to provide.
Give up discouragement — be full of hope.
Give up bitterness — turn to forgiveness.
Give up hatred — return good for evil.
Give up anger— be more patient.
Give up pettiness — become more mature.
Give up jealousy — pray for trust.
Give up gossiping— control your tongue.
Give up sin — turn to virtue.
Give up giving up — persevere.
~Author unknown

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